every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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