i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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