yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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