If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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