no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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