nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize