so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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