i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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