They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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