I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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