I wish i was in the wii world.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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