If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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