It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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