I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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