I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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