I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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