Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
