return my video game
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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