another moral hangover. fuck.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We need to get me chipped asap
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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