I think my vagina is haunted
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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