Say something about gay babies.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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