summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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