She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
