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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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