Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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