you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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