Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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