You really coming over, don't trick.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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