How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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