I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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