:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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