When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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