You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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