Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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