idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we made out on top of his cat.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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