Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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