I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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