Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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