I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Im part way to drunk.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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