look no pants
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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