what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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