: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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