direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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