they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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