if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I need a hoe opinion
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