Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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