i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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