this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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