Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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