I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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