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I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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