he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky