a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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