You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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