Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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