She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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