I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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