Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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