that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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