In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just send me my own nude
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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